If you were to ask a professional writer for advice on how to get started in the business, they would probably say something like "write about the things that you know best." Or something to that effect. I'm just guessing about that, since I am (clearly) not a professional writer. I have been asked by some people, for reasons that are not entirely clear to me, not to write about certain things. I will comply with that request, because I aim to please. It is a weakness of mine. That, and my arms. I have very weak arms. But powerful, powerful legs. I guess you could say I'm very much like a t-rex in some ways. Except for the giant lizard part. And the extinction. I'm pretty sure I'm not extinct. Or a lizard of any size. I've been called a snake before, but not a lizard. At least not that I know of. For all I know, people are constantly calling me a gecko behind my back. Or an iguana. But never a newt. I can't think of any circumstances where anybody would be inclined to call me a newt. So, I guess my point would be...Timberland makes some very comfortable boots.

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