I just got home from a cruise to Bermuda. I'm going to vent a bit while everything is still fresh in my mind...
*Just because you can carry it on does not mean it's carry-on. No matter what angle you push a 20 inch bag into a 10 inch compartment, it ain't gonna fit.
*Elevator doors close automatically. You don't have to start pushing the "close door" button incessantly the second you step on the elevator, just so you can get to your destination half a second sooner.
*What is the sense in bringing babies or very young children on a cruise? You're going to be with them 24 hours a day in a confined space, so it's not a vacation for you, and they have no idea what's going on. Wait until they're old enough to walk around the ship on their own. Say about 12 or so.
*The buffet will NOT run out of food. You don't have to push people out the way so you can grab 2 of everything on one trip. That little walk you have to take to get seconds might actually do you some good.
*Just because you can squeeze into a bathing suit does not necessarily mean it fits.
*"No flash photography during the show" seems like a very simple request, doesn't it? I guess maybe not for some people.
*If every cruise line did everything exactly the same, there would only have to be one cruise line. Stop saying "that's not how they do it on the other cruise line".

That's all I can think of for now. I'm kind of tired from the trip home. Sail on!

Thank you for your time.